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Quest Like A Tribe Does.

So as some of you may know. I have a job as an intern. This is the story of my quest at the world of FR*A

This is the sky. It has nothing to do with my quest, but we can start from here.
Every Tuesday I approach this house staring at Danny's Z4 and DPD's beat up Acura Integra from '96. What caught my eye one day was Danny's license plate.
FR*A REPRESENT.
This is Penny. She's a dog, but she thinks she's a human. She snores and farts like one too. Everytime I approach the door Penny is waiting here for me with bold eyes. I <3 you Penny. Everytime someone else approaches she barks. Penny never barks at me <3. But she's seriously a beast. She can eat your face and she's like the size of a pony. Intense.
These are the guys that own me and boss me around. I call them bullies, but they think of themselves higher up in the hiearchy of things. But my boa constrictor disagrees. I think the one on the right has a crush on me and the one on the left is my obi-wan, let's just say.
One cool thing is that they give me free stuff like Far East Movement's new album Animal.

I also got a tin can.

with stuff.

stuff in packages.

for my package.

 I think i'll use it tonight. Hope it's magnum sized. It's actually a promotion for a band: afterschoolspecialmusic.com They have a sticker of their site name on the back of the tin.

After our provocative shenanigans we ate burgers. This is the legendary FR*A burger made with special FR*A sauce. ;]

And the rest of my night i just worked on the computer i guess. Make sure to visit http://framagazine.com/author/anddroolee/ and check out the site and the clothes. Hit me up if you want any. More designs for them soon to come.

I'll now leave you with this epic video of me killing spiders and introducing myself as if I was in Jackass. 

Epitome of Badass. from AndrewLee on Vimeo.

Misadventures

so today was sorta. not productive. i'm too lazy but sam does a pretty good job of explaining it at

samstaa.wordpress.com

check check check it out yo

as you leave please check out this video of Rodney King getting the snot beaten out of him. Police are evil people. Remember.

Breakfast Club

well we're not the Breakfast Club. I think we're fucking cooler. Library Clubbers for life nigga.

Double Digits son. Gex Party. wow.

tre to the deux. big bang is back.

hana is a sad individual.

Essay map is for gexxers.

the angry individual, the dickless individual, the smitten individual

Peter's panoch.

Grapers.

Hannah loves me in secret.

dunno. gexxers only.

highlight of my day.

after that we went to starbucks and bryan and franksy pulled a prank on me with hana justin and peter about a gex party. the day after april fools. well guess what. gex party on at bryan's house.

I Invented the Post-It Note

EepyBird's Sticky Note experiment from Eepybird on Vimeo.

Happy Birthday Aaron Ahn

self explanatory

Epic Days

Saturday was a good day.

I woke up in the morning took a shower whatever blah. Got dropped off at art and met my favorite pirate Anders at Vision 21. As I walked out of art I got a call from Brian Park asking me where my house is so he can drop off my shirt that they made at Christian Club. On the way home he asks me if I'd like to join him and Paul for a smashing good game of Super Smash Bros. on the OG N64. Of course i accepted this fine challenge and "Last Place Paul" got his butt served to him.
Paul is a smack talker. Whatever. He's in last place.
Later Brian gets a call and us 3 walk to Buena Park High parking lot and pretend to ride skateboards like little kids. awesome.
Then Brian's friend Shannel picked us up and dropped Last Place Paul at his house. As we parked near his house in the shade, a paranoid creeper lady asked us what we were doing and if she could "help us". Annoyed and irritated, the lady look at us all weird and we boned out of there.
Brian suggested a nearby train station and we climbed up the stairs and sat on a glass bridge thing and planned our next move. Brian suggests we go to the Cerritos Library and play with their green screen there.
We get there and we literally play with the green screen til the library closes which was like 20 minutes later.
Disappointed we head over to "Cerritos Sculpture Garden" next door. We learned how to criticize art and we walked through a hill. Not knowing what to do we drive over to CTC.
Walking around we enter Boarders and look at odd boardgames there like "Get Dirt On Your Friends" -"The ultimate gossip game" orrrrrrrrr a jigsaw puzzle thats like a white square. Hungry, Brian devises a plan to raise money for Albertacos. He calls up some people to try and get a guitar to raise money at CTC for Albertacos. As we wait near the fountain for a response, we see Angelica He, Kayla Nishida, Andrew Baik, and a bunch of other Troy heads. Pretty tight.
Later we got the address to pick up the guitar and we headed out of CTC. However Tyrone (Shannel's car) stalled or broke like while were coming out for like 3 minutes, but it felt like an hour and we were freaking out and people were irritated and etc. We finally got it to work and we found our way to Lydia's house. But we cancel our master epic plan to raise money for Albertacos from the fright we had. Instead we ended up meeting Lydia's demon dog and have story time on the grass. After our shenanigans we ended up just going to Albertacos and have Shannel just buy for us and that we'd pay her back later. Unfortuately i never did because i forgot while she was dropping me off. i have a roll of nickels waiting for her on my coffee table though.
At Albertacos we got the famous California Burrito and it was muy delicioso. And a great way to end the night.

that was horribly written but whatever.

So

i ended up not waking up at 3:45 in the morning crying for my mother. However, I woke up at like 8:30 and stumbled into the bathroom with like hotsauce hangover and took a legit shit. it wasn't volcano status, but whatever. last night was legendary.


SERIOUSLY

LEGENDARY

so. however me being a broke bitch i am, i have no legitimate camera so head over to

http://bchoi.wordpress.com

and watch my legendary feat of legendarynessness.


peace peace and that's my piece.

Too Legit

To Quit

tonight was fun. not only did we watch THE CROSSING at fpc, i went drinking hot sauce to my death, racing a delsol, writing foul languages with phones and best of all the magnificent wonders of a legit california burrito.

however i'ma have to cut you off cuz the thing is. I'm probably gonna wake up covered in sweat crying for my mom at 3:45 in the morning taking the most burning diarrhea of my life. During that time i'll update you on my great throne. so peace out girl scout. dont trip chocolate chip.

i'm a fixie head poser.

GRAPED

Since

i don't have a canon eos rebel xsi like mr. choi, I stole this pic and photoshopped it. You can find the OG pic at bchoi.wordpress.com

i didn't do much i jsut thought it turned out tight and had the potential to be something awesome.




i still don't like it too much. it looks very gritty. :[

I got an I

CON



Edwin Lee master artist made me an AIM icon. I have no clue what it's about. Apparently he doesn't either. I think its Ash Ketchum getting slapped like Franksie said. Check out some of his other flashes at ehlboy.deviantart.com

it's funny how I'm referring people to his site when no one goes on mine. thas legit righ thurrr.

messing around with

bryan took this tight picture of me and i photoshopped it cuz i am THAT conceited. oh yes.



photoshop

i are

a camera whore. :P




so i'm at the library by myself. sorta. jeff and hannah are having a hot date off to the side and hana's upstairs, but we all got our own shizzle to do. For me it's wasting time so what up?

hater comments welcome

i <3 haters.

I am

fasting facebook and youtube which is effing hard and no fun videos for you. however. here we go.

Myspace 10

So. Let’s check out Myspace’s Top 10 Major Signed Labeled Artists

1. Hinder



-Uh okay. Hinder’s dandy and all, but I really never expected to see these dudes as Number 1 let alone on the Top 10 list. Like where the hell did they come from. As soon as the page loaded their name jumped at me like an irritated Bengal Tiger. Yeah they’re not the greatest, but I guess based on the types of fans like Daniel said who are not very internet savvy actually buy the albums rather than illegal downloads.

2. Lil Wayne



-Lil Wayne is not dandy in my book. In fact, how the hell did this guy get like what 7 Nominations for the coveted Grammy for songs about provocative lollipops? That’s pretty bullshit. nuff said.

3. T. I.



-Lately T. I. has upped his game. I’m really liking his new album Paper Trail, and his single Dead and Gone ft. Justin Timberlake is climbing up pretty damn fast. Overall with the improvement T.I. has been showing I’m pretty glad he made it up here on this list, even if the list has been sort of ridiculous so far. Keep up the good work mengg.

4. Taylor Swift



-I generally.. Actually I don’t listen to Taylor Swift. I listened to one song called Teardrops On My Guitar. It was verray nice, however I don’t and I don’t really plan to listen to Taylor Swift. Girls do make up 50% if not more of our Earth so I guess it’s understandable. And like Hinder, Taylor Swift’s fans are generally people who actually buy albums. I really have no comment about her position. She’s sorta pretty though.

5. Beyonce



-Uh. Beyonce dances. Oh and apparently shes now known as Sasha Fierce her “alter ego”? uh okay. Why don’t you be yourself and be happy with the name yoh mama gave you. My name is Andrew Lee the most generic Korean name in the world. Suck it up. If I Were a Boy is aiite though. Just aiite. I guess she’s so high because she has two albums selling as sasha fierce AND beyonce.

6. Lady Gaga



-Lady Gaga is fairly new to me, and I never really bothered to look up what she looked like until now. And based on google images she looks like a very provocative individual. I only know one song from her, and based on that song and her sudden appearance I really don’t think she should be ranked that high. Maybe I’m a sexist or maybe I’m right. YOU be the judge.

7. Soulja Boy



-Soulja Boy wrote one song that lasted about a week that everyone learned the dance to. Awesome. But does that make him Top 10 worthy. I heard about the song Kiss Me Thru the Phone, but is it worth my time? Soulja Boy was never really worth my time so I decided against listening to it. Soulja Boy. Dude. Go home.

8. Rihanna



-Damn you’ve been through quite a lot of shit lately mah lady. Getting lots of fame from getting smacked down by Lil Chris Rihanna’s fame sky rocketed. Every time I listen to the radio lately now, theres a song that Rihanna made or featured in every other song. That’s great how you pity her and all, but what if she asked Chris to smack her? What if SHE was being the abusive one and Chris went to defend himself. Rihanna’s dandy and all and I guess she deserves a space up here, but theres some dudes out there I’d prefer listening to than this bruised up girl.

9. Flo Rida



-Aiite you make one song about apple bottoms and boots with the fur. It’s actually a real catchy song and I really haven’t gotten tired of it and neither has my father. My dad is a 46 year old man from Korea who doesn’t know any of the words to the song except the word “fur”. He kinda mumbles all silently and then as soon as he hears the word “fur” he screams it out loud. Good Job Flo Rida. You brought my parents up to date in their taste in music.

10. Chris Brown




-Yeah I know. He’s a beater. But this more about the music. Based on how much girls love this dude I wouldn’t have been surprised if I found him as Number 1 instead of randomass Hinder. However from the media and current affairs that have occurred as of late, Chris Brown got no respect mengg. Theres no such thing as Chris Brown on the radio now. It’s a myth.

Hope you enjoyed my random rant about several different artists. If not than you can keep that to yourself or write hater comments below. Thanks.

I <3 Haters

Thugz Mansion

<3 Tupac Shakur.

i'm an attention whore. sorry. i tell it like it is.

The Blackest Kids You Know

I’m not racist. maybe. However, I have love for the African American descent. They create our culture and teach us beneficial things.

How to Pick Up Chicks with your Refrigerator


Kid’s Cartoons Morals


The Wondrous Events on Married Life


And of course: How to Take Care of Your Women



-”peace, peace and thats my piece”

i am

at the library with bryan. we're not studying however. indeed, we are fooling around. nice.

THIS IS

a pretty cool video

watch in high quality yo!



damn musta taken forever.

i wish

i was eloquent like all my other smart friends. that is all.

Tracks covered:
- A Tribe Called Quest: Check the Rhime
- Jurassic 5: Canta de Ossanha
- Ghostface Killah: Chercez la Ghost
- The Roots: The Next Movement
- Gnarls Barkley: Crazy
- Johnny Pate: Shaft in Africa

His album just released on the 27th and his album release party is on the 31st of January. If you're in the LA/Santa Monica area and you're +21 then plan on going to a chill, fun environment at Paul Dateh's album release party.

find out more at: pauldateh.com

Seo Taiji

one of the most OG and influential korean icon for music from the 90's is back with a new upcoming album since his last album back well, long ago.

this MV is pretty sick. make sure to watch in high quality.



he does like every genre possible from hardcore rock to thug rap, so look up more of his songs, his music video's are just awesome in all though.

The N Word!

what you do to me.

pretty sexy song.

Buh Buh Buh Batman

I was like surfing the internet. and batman's always awesome.

motha

well one resolution down the drain. i got caught by the grammar police. so. there. is. no. mutha. fugging. reason. to. use. Korrect. punct.uat?on. and sp3llll1ling. 4ny. l0nger?

and i'm sick. physics blows, trig blows, work is awesome but time consuming, and i found an awesome trailer for the thundercats.

and if you haven't seen it, pay attention.

So

I decided I needed to create my long list of random resolutions:

-Lose fat/gain some muscle
-Save all my loose change
-Stop procrastinating
-Finish up my Breadth section and complete my Concentration
-not fail physics
-make 3-4 good portfolio pieces other than AP stuff
-finish 3 sketchbooks
-get closer to God
-get a job to:
cover down payment for a car
get some form of a camera
buy more clothes
-golf
-swim
-design shirts for FRA and such
-go out more
-fight less with my mom
-buy every issue of gr
-go to kollaboration with someone
-be a better LIT
-try harder in korean school
-write down all my sermons in a notebook
-watch lots of movies
-not taking things and people for granted
-be more wild and open
-go to life drawing class on time
-see anders and make fun of his nipple ring and pirate look
-be sarcastic
-see mari and ask her about japan
-learn how to cook more than microwaveable stuff and cereal
-go to santa monica pier
-eat chinese food late at night
-not be late on late start
-not be late period.
-don't get caught by the grammar police
-don't epic fail SATs
-get into Art Center
-get some form of scholarship
-update this more
-think up more possible random resolutions



if you read that

you're a loser.

and now you've realized how much of a loser i am for having so many resolutions.

that's pretty damn lame.

hopefully i can buy like a cheap camera to post up beautiful pictures or my camera phone will have to do. 2 megapixels of lameness!

i really need

to write in this. i wish i had a camera too.