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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Quest Like A Tribe Does.
So as some of you may know. I have a job as an intern. This is the story of my quest at the world of FR*A
This is the sky. It has nothing to do with my quest, but we can start from here.
Every Tuesday I approach this house staring at Danny's Z4 and DPD's beat up Acura Integra from '96. What caught my eye one day was Danny's license plate.
FR*A REPRESENT.
This is Penny. She's a dog, but she thinks she's a human. She snores and farts like one too. Everytime I approach the door Penny is waiting here for me with bold eyes. I <3 you Penny. Everytime someone else approaches she barks. Penny never barks at me <3. But she's seriously a beast. She can eat your face and she's like the size of a pony. Intense.
These are the guys that own me and boss me around. I call them bullies, but they think of themselves higher up in the hiearchy of things. But my boa constrictor disagrees. I think the one on the right has a crush on me and the one on the left is my obi-wan, let's just say.
One cool thing is that they give me free stuff like Far East Movement's new album Animal.
I also got a tin can.
with stuff.
stuff in packages.
for my package.
I think i'll use it tonight. Hope it's magnum sized. It's actually a promotion for a band: afterschoolspecialmusic.com They have a sticker of their site name on the back of the tin.
After our provocative shenanigans we ate burgers. This is the legendary FR*A burger made with special FR*A sauce. ;]
And the rest of my night i just worked on the computer i guess. Make sure to visit http://framagazine.com/author/anddroolee/ and check out the site and the clothes. Hit me up if you want any. More designs for them soon to come.
I'll now leave you with this epic video of me killing spiders and introducing myself as if I was in Jackass.
Epitome of Badass. from AndrewLee on Vimeo.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Misadventures
so today was sorta. not productive. i'm too lazy but sam does a pretty good job of explaining it at
samstaa.wordpress.com
check check check it out yo
as you leave please check out this video of Rodney King getting the snot beaten out of him. Police are evil people. Remember.
samstaa.wordpress.com
check check check it out yo
as you leave please check out this video of Rodney King getting the snot beaten out of him. Police are evil people. Remember.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Breakfast Club
well we're not the Breakfast Club. I think we're fucking cooler. Library Clubbers for life nigga.
Double Digits son. Gex Party. wow.
tre to the deux. big bang is back.
hana is a sad individual.
Essay map is for gexxers.
the angry individual, the dickless individual, the smitten individual
Peter's panoch.
Grapers.
Hannah loves me in secret.
dunno. gexxers only.
highlight of my day.
after that we went to starbucks and bryan and franksy pulled a prank on me with hana justin and peter about a gex party. the day after april fools. well guess what. gex party on at bryan's house.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Epic Days
Saturday was a good day.
I woke up in the morning took a shower whatever blah. Got dropped off at art and met my favorite pirate Anders at Vision 21. As I walked out of art I got a call from Brian Park asking me where my house is so he can drop off my shirt that they made at Christian Club. On the way home he asks me if I'd like to join him and Paul for a smashing good game of Super Smash Bros. on the OG N64. Of course i accepted this fine challenge and "Last Place Paul" got his butt served to him.
Paul is a smack talker. Whatever. He's in last place.
Later Brian gets a call and us 3 walk to Buena Park High parking lot and pretend to ride skateboards like little kids. awesome.
Then Brian's friend Shannel picked us up and dropped Last Place Paul at his house. As we parked near his house in the shade, a paranoid creeper lady asked us what we were doing and if she could "help us". Annoyed and irritated, the lady look at us all weird and we boned out of there.
Brian suggested a nearby train station and we climbed up the stairs and sat on a glass bridge thing and planned our next move. Brian suggests we go to the Cerritos Library and play with their green screen there.
We get there and we literally play with the green screen til the library closes which was like 20 minutes later.
Disappointed we head over to "Cerritos Sculpture Garden" next door. We learned how to criticize art and we walked through a hill. Not knowing what to do we drive over to CTC.
Walking around we enter Boarders and look at odd boardgames there like "Get Dirt On Your Friends" -"The ultimate gossip game" orrrrrrrrr a jigsaw puzzle thats like a white square. Hungry, Brian devises a plan to raise money for Albertacos. He calls up some people to try and get a guitar to raise money at CTC for Albertacos. As we wait near the fountain for a response, we see Angelica He, Kayla Nishida, Andrew Baik, and a bunch of other Troy heads. Pretty tight.
Later we got the address to pick up the guitar and we headed out of CTC. However Tyrone (Shannel's car) stalled or broke like while were coming out for like 3 minutes, but it felt like an hour and we were freaking out and people were irritated and etc. We finally got it to work and we found our way to Lydia's house. But we cancel our master epic plan to raise money for Albertacos from the fright we had. Instead we ended up meeting Lydia's demon dog and have story time on the grass. After our shenanigans we ended up just going to Albertacos and have Shannel just buy for us and that we'd pay her back later. Unfortuately i never did because i forgot while she was dropping me off. i have a roll of nickels waiting for her on my coffee table though.
At Albertacos we got the famous California Burrito and it was muy delicioso. And a great way to end the night.
that was horribly written but whatever.
I woke up in the morning took a shower whatever blah. Got dropped off at art and met my favorite pirate Anders at Vision 21. As I walked out of art I got a call from Brian Park asking me where my house is so he can drop off my shirt that they made at Christian Club. On the way home he asks me if I'd like to join him and Paul for a smashing good game of Super Smash Bros. on the OG N64. Of course i accepted this fine challenge and "Last Place Paul" got his butt served to him.
Paul is a smack talker. Whatever. He's in last place.
Later Brian gets a call and us 3 walk to Buena Park High parking lot and pretend to ride skateboards like little kids. awesome.
Then Brian's friend Shannel picked us up and dropped Last Place Paul at his house. As we parked near his house in the shade, a paranoid creeper lady asked us what we were doing and if she could "help us". Annoyed and irritated, the lady look at us all weird and we boned out of there.
Brian suggested a nearby train station and we climbed up the stairs and sat on a glass bridge thing and planned our next move. Brian suggests we go to the Cerritos Library and play with their green screen there.
We get there and we literally play with the green screen til the library closes which was like 20 minutes later.
Disappointed we head over to "Cerritos Sculpture Garden" next door. We learned how to criticize art and we walked through a hill. Not knowing what to do we drive over to CTC.
Walking around we enter Boarders and look at odd boardgames there like "Get Dirt On Your Friends" -"The ultimate gossip game" orrrrrrrrr a jigsaw puzzle thats like a white square. Hungry, Brian devises a plan to raise money for Albertacos. He calls up some people to try and get a guitar to raise money at CTC for Albertacos. As we wait near the fountain for a response, we see Angelica He, Kayla Nishida, Andrew Baik, and a bunch of other Troy heads. Pretty tight.
Later we got the address to pick up the guitar and we headed out of CTC. However Tyrone (Shannel's car) stalled or broke like while were coming out for like 3 minutes, but it felt like an hour and we were freaking out and people were irritated and etc. We finally got it to work and we found our way to Lydia's house. But we cancel our master epic plan to raise money for Albertacos from the fright we had. Instead we ended up meeting Lydia's demon dog and have story time on the grass. After our shenanigans we ended up just going to Albertacos and have Shannel just buy for us and that we'd pay her back later. Unfortuately i never did because i forgot while she was dropping me off. i have a roll of nickels waiting for her on my coffee table though.
At Albertacos we got the famous California Burrito and it was muy delicioso. And a great way to end the night.
that was horribly written but whatever.
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